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How to say Tumblr like an Australian.
STEP ONE
- Tum
STEP TWO
- BLARH
How to say Tumblr like an American.
STEP ONE
- Tum
STEP TWO
- Bler
How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.
STEP ONE
- Tamb
STEP TWO
- ler
How to say Tumblr in Chinese.
STEP ONE
- Ching
STEP TWO
- Chong
How to say Tumblr in British.
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- BLAH
How to say Tumblr in Russian.
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- VLERRRR
How to say Tumblr if homosexual.
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- TIDDLY-TOODLE-KINS
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| Nurse: | "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable." |
| Me: | "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he." |
| Nurse: | "So he's your...." |
| Me: | "Friend." |
| Nurse: | (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?" |
| Me: | "11." |
| Nurse: | "How old were you when you first became sexually active?" |
| Me: | "....Loaded question but....14, I guess." |
| Nurse: | "You're sexually active, then." |
| Me: | "Well....I guess...but..." |
| Nurse: | "How many times have you been pregnant?" |
| Me: | "Uh. 0." |
| Nurse: | "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-" |
| Me: | "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control." |
| Nurse: | "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?" |
| Me: | "With homosexuality." |
| Nurse: | |
| Me: | |
| Nurse: | |
| Me: | "I fuck girls." |
Animated Disney Female Villains
”The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.”
Ariel is the second one from my series
Belle is here ...
My Favorite Comics: Young Avengers
┕ by Jim Cheung & Allan HeinbergBilly: I have no idea what will happen to us. But maybe that’s the...
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
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Home cinema
you are the future
Karkat crossover requests part 5: Karkat and the Diamonds
I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best...
eyes of supernatural