what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes
was gonna make a comp of stuff from the various interesting things from th various muppet style guides but this one hit so hard i had t post it on its own
“you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT” yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit
Also sorry to break it to you allos, but marriage is essentially a legal contract. People in history have married for money, for politics, for social status, for convenience, and many other reasons besides (romantic) love. If romance is an important part of your marriage, then good for you! That’s totally cool! Just don’t force your standards onto other people.
